Credit Reports

All four of the freecreditreport.com ads in one video.

LYRICS:
Pirate:
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hackers stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should’ve gone to freecreditreport dot com. (Yeehaw).
I could’ve seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts.

Dream Girl:
Well, I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So, now instead of living in a pleasant suburb. We’re living in the basement at her… mom and dad’s.
Now we can’t get a loan for a respectable home. Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we’d gone to free creditreport.com I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me

A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked
’cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report.com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
thought about goin’ but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin’ flyin’ roling phat, my legs are stickin’ to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free,
credit report.com baby!

Bike:
Check it out
Gas prices
Blowing up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy

Duration : 0:2:32

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What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?

This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win.

Here are the lyrics, by request:

I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com
after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong
but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by
I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me

I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice

but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice
online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom
all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead

my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry
and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry
I had a house and family, but now everything is gone
so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com

Duration : 0:1:31

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Freecreditreport.com…Another ad in the series. Found this on AdsoftheWorld.com

Duration : 0:0:31

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Anonymous and FCR.com Take On Bad Credit Doggy Style

The Brief:

Anonymous Content director Patrick Sherman points his satirical lens at lackluster credit with brilliant results for Free Credit Report.com via The Martin Agency. Shot in an energetic documentary style, Good 745 looks at bad credit through the eyes of a pet owner who was desperate to tame her shaggy, out of control and shamefully low credit score.

The Creds:

Client: Free Credit Report
Spots Title: Good 745
Air Date: April 2009

Agency: The Martin Agency
CD: Steve Sage
Sr AD: Pat Wittich
Copywriter: Kevin Dunleavey
Senior Producer: Dan Kaplan
Account Director: Kathryn Leake
Project Manager: Angela Wilson
Asst Broadcast Producer: Travis Smith
Art Producer: Anya Mils
Photographer: Michael Leland

Prod Company: Anonymous Content
Director: Patrick Sherman
EP: Cassie Hulen
EP/Head of Commercials: Dave Morrison
Head of Production: Sue Ellen Clair

Prod Service Company: Suneeva
EP(s): Geoff Cornsin, Michi Leok-Stahl
Producer: Kelly King

Editorial: 89 Edit
Editor: Jordan Green
Assistant Editor: Bryant Wang
Producer: Juliet Conti

Post/Effects: Headlight

About Anonymous Content:

Anonymous Content is an industry-leading production and management firm that leverages its unrivaled reach and access to talent to create and produce innovative content across all its divisions: Film, Integrated, Commercials, Music Video, Television, and Talent.

Anonymous Content was formed in 1999 by a collaboration of business and creative minds responsible for developing some of the industry’s most respected entertainment and branded content. In launching the firm, the founders combined their unique talents, distinct vision for the future of content creation, and unmatched industry access. Since then, Anonymous has been able to extend its reach across entertainment, exercising its capacity to package talent and mine literary material from deep and powerful resources.

Company principals have developed longstanding direct relationships with talent, talent agencies, advertising agencies, domestic and international distributors, and broadcasters, reinforcing their ability to assemble the right team for any project. They create compelling and entertaining content while facilitating the development, production, and distribution of programming through both traditional and emerging media channels. The firm is currently in production of an impressive slate of highly-anticipated feature films and is responsible for producing films such as Babel and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Its commercial arm has been part of many of the industry’s most successful campaigns, as well being at the forefront of the evolution of brand integration campaigns such as BMW Films. The Anonymous team now consists of more than 100 full-time employees at its Culver City, New York, and London offices.

For more info visit: http://www.trustcollective.com/portfolio/content/anonymous_fcr.htm

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Federal law guarantees free Credit Reports each year, but many consumers who got theirs from FreeCreditReport.com unintentionally paid for an expensive credit monitoring service.

Related Article: http://bit.ly/28S5si

Duration : 0:5:36

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FREE Credit Reports & SCORE @: http://snipr.com/free-creditreport

Claim your FREE E-book via email at: credit_fix@live.com

Music: http://www.myspace.com/dynastysp

Duration : 0:1:2

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A parody of those ubiquitous FREE Credit Report Dot Com ads. Download your own copy of the short at sexualhistoryreport.com

An Oregon man lists people on his website that he says have incurable STDs

I was dating this guy that was hot for me.
Too bad I didn’t know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs.
Now I’m rolling to my gyno with venereal disease
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby
Thought this only happened on TV
Should have made him wear a condom but was too
So instead of getting sex, I’m getting fat
I’m at the doctor’s every outbreak and my getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby

Starring Jamie Frank, Vic Clay, Art Laurie, and Linda Multer
Written, Produced, and Directed by Kevin Anderton
Co-produced by Vic Clay
Shot by David Tames
Edited and Assisted Directed by David Kornfeld
Music by George O’Connor
Lyrics by Kevin Anderton
Vocals by Nicole Bockman

freecreditreport.com

Duration : 0:0:40

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